Loaʻa i ke kanaka kahi kī nui, momona, ʻāwili. A pehea lā ʻo ia i hoʻokuʻu ai i ka waha o ka lede? Hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe, he piquant ka lede, he palahalaha ma ka ʻaoʻao o luna o ke kino, a me ka ulu a poʻe ma lalo o ka pūhaka. ʻO ke kūkulu nani a ʻoluʻolu i ka maka o ke kāne. Manaʻo wau ua hiki ke kiʻi ʻia kēlā wahine maikaʻi i nā ʻano hoihoi, a no laila ʻaneʻane ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike i kekahi mea hoihoi!
A ʻo ka mea nui loa aʻu i makemake ai i ke ʻano o kou hoʻopaʻa ʻana iā ʻoe iho me kāu penis makemake wau i ke ʻano o kāu p**d a i kēia manawa e hoʻomanaʻo wau ia mea a ʻae ua uē maikaʻi ʻoe a hauʻa maikaʻi loa kāu p**d.