Nani ka hoʻowalewale i ka anus semi-open o kahi wahine ʻōpio! Pono ʻo ia i kahi kāne ikaika a ʻōpio! Manaʻo wau he hoʻokahi kāna, ʻo wai ka mea nāna i hoʻomohala maikaʻi i kāna anus, ʻaʻole kona kupuna kāne? Pono ʻo ia i kahi hana puhi, a i ʻole ka liʻiliʻi loa i ka hana mua!
He lede kupanaha loa ia. Akā, ua manaʻo wau i nā hana hoihoi hou aʻe i hana ʻia e ke kanaka ikaika. A ma ʻaneʻi he homely loa nā mea a pau a me ka ʻole o ka hoihoi!