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ʻAʻole maoli ka lede o ka ʻōpio mua, akā ʻike maoli a maikaʻi loa ke ʻano. Inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia moloā, e moe wale a kolo paha ʻo ia! A no ka hana ʻana i kāna dick ponoʻī, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike! Akā ma ke ʻano holoʻokoʻa, manaʻo wau he mea maikaʻi nō ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka makuahine e like me kēia.
ʻAe, hoʻopaʻa wau i kaʻu wiener i kekahi o lākou ma waena o ko lākou mau wāwae - ʻoiai nā nymphomaniacs ma waena o kā lākou haha inu kofe! ʻO ia ke ʻano mea e pono ai ʻoe e māʻona me nā dicks nui. No laila, hauʻoli wau no ʻelima mau minuke!