No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
ʻOiaʻiʻo, pīhoihoi nā mauna i ko lākou nani, akā manaʻo wau ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka leʻaleʻa i ke kino wahine nani i nā kūlana ʻoluʻolu! He ʻoluʻolu nā ʻōpū o ka wahine, no ke aha ʻaʻole e hoʻolei i kāna dick ma waena o lākou?